- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
- me to everyone: why don't people talk to me i'm hilarious
- me to everyone: don't talk to me
(Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight
So I took the SAT today and there were these two passages that were writing against each other.
Passage one was talking about how the use of internet in teenagers lives are preventing them from learning more sophisticated skills in writing. It said that kids get “dumbed down” with the use of the…
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching these guys:
You are a 90s kid.
I did it all :D
My goodness. I miss childhood :/ this stuff was my everything
(Source: dappledthings21)
